layabouter

A person that feeds off the government teat with out having earned it (Social Security, Food stamps, welfare) - those with no intention of bettering their role in society and expect government handouts.

Rikki's a real layabouter, he got an Escalade, a trailer, and a bunch of hos and he ain't never worked a day in his life.

by NotMetero July 13, 2011

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014