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layabout 

A member of the community that would rather sponge off the rest of humanity or his/her parents. A lazy bastard.
Mum - "Why don't you get a job, Peter?"
Peter - "I can't be arsed"
Mum - "You're such a layabout!"
layabout by Jdayere January 31, 2009
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shitless layabout 

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.
I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

layabout 

Unemployed person without goals or motivation.
Taisha hasn't had a job in 4yrs. She is such a layabout
layabout by cookie Nicole March 15, 2015

Lazaboutary 

Combining the words lazy, about and the suffix -ary, this word acts as the culimation of the art of "lazing about", serving to be the direct description of a pursuit which is highly focused in lazing about.
"John is such a lazaboutary gentleman."
"She seduced me With dreams of grandeous lazaboutary, via warm fields of sunflowers and daffodils."
Lazaboutary by Frank Caron November 29, 2005

Layabout 

Lazy person, who sits a rounding nothing.
Layabout by Nicole prescott March 3, 2017

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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