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layabouter 

A person that feeds off the government teat with out having earned it (Social Security, Food stamps, welfare) - those with no intention of bettering their role in society and expect government handouts.
Rikki's a real layabouter, he got an Escalade, a trailer, and a bunch of hos and he ain't never worked a day in his life.
layabouter by NotMetero July 13, 2011
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layabout 

A member of the community that would rather sponge off the rest of humanity or his/her parents. A lazy bastard.
Mum - "Why don't you get a job, Peter?"
Peter - "I can't be arsed"
Mum - "You're such a layabout!"
layabout by Jdayere January 31, 2009
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shitless layabout 

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.
I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

layabout 

Unemployed person without goals or motivation.
Taisha hasn't had a job in 4yrs. She is such a layabout
layabout by cookie Nicole March 15, 2015

Lazaboutary 

Combining the words lazy, about and the suffix -ary, this word acts as the culimation of the art of "lazing about", serving to be the direct description of a pursuit which is highly focused in lazing about.
"John is such a lazaboutary gentleman."
"She seduced me With dreams of grandeous lazaboutary, via warm fields of sunflowers and daffodils."
Lazaboutary by Frank Caron November 29, 2005

Layabout 

Lazy person, who sits a rounding nothing.
Layabout by Nicole prescott March 3, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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