laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

Gaming Laptop

Something to play your favorite game, spore on.

I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.

by Slumblungo August 18, 2023

Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016

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by galaitcare March 1, 2023

Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022

laptop wack

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

by ip13 January 22, 2014

Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015