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penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.
Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged
by Uranyl October 31, 2004
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Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.
Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!
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money longer

Money longer is the height of English sophistication.
Money longer is not actually a phrase but two sentences.

Money longer is used to begin an argument and simultaneously end an argument.
Person 1: "Why the Fuck you always wearing Gucci?"
Person 2: "Money. Longer." (money longer)
Person 1: "I understand"
by real_dog May 7, 2018
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Logged-out

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.
I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!
by Itvan Humperdink February 2, 2009
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Lane Lagger

The driver who chooses to stay in their lane with no signal, or intention of getting over, even though they have had ampel warning the lane is ending and they need to merge. "Lane lagger" can also be applied to the inconsiderate driver who knowingly gets into the lane that's ending during heavy traffic, because they'll get ahead a few cars since another driver will have to let them in.

Although anyone can be guilty of lane lagging, it's most often observed happening to drivers of high-end cars because sense-of-entitlement usually comes with the purchase of their vehicle.
"That lane lagger wants in front of me but doesn't have the courtesy to signal!"

"Officer, the BMW was lane lagging and merged right into my bumper at the last second!"
by Devonce May 5, 2009
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Looger

The term used to describe the detritus left on a toilet seat after a shit-log glances the rim of the seat during its descent into the pan. Based on USA high-diver Greg Louganis’s mishap in which he clipped his head on a springboard during a diving heat in the 1988 Seoul Olymics. An unusually careless act of lavatorial hygiene, it is commonly caused by either releasing a stool from a partially standing position or by situating the anus too far back on the toilet seat.
On entering the bathroom after Sir Cecil, I was stupefied to see he'd left a looger behind on the seat.
by Hunch644 July 3, 2009
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ligger

An annoying teachers pet typically named Liam. They are the type of people who clap when the plane lands, remind the teacher of homework after she forgot, cover their test answers, and more.
Liam is such a ligger.
by Vinel Season June 18, 2021
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