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Boxer's lipstick

The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on
It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
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Gas Lipstick

The huggable drummer from the absolute best band in the world, HIM.
by Stephanie March 16, 2004
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Doggy lipstick

When the tip of a dog dick sticks out looking like your girl friends lipstick.

Something you say to someone if you like to make fun of them with your friends while leaving them clueless.
Adam: hey guys wanna watch me stunt on my bike?
Chad: shut the fuck up! You can't ride for shit jizz face! Now go lick on your doggy lipstick!
Adam: WTF are you talking about?
Chad and his friends: haha loser you like doggy lipstick!
Adam: *runs home to granny crying
by EasyE69er December 27, 2009
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butt lipstick

butt crack grease left on a window when mooning someone
My buddy hates it when I press ham in his truck and leave butt lipstick on the window.
by Tommy-eieio February 7, 2014
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pittbull with lipstick

Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.

David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee

But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
by monkiki October 24, 2008
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Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.
"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.
by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006
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Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
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