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to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.
by brandon hall November 30, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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To "moon" or show your bare ass to someone while pressing the ass up against glass.
Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.
by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
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to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.
My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.
by William Wells December 12, 2005
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