by creamycheezz April 10, 2020
Get the talk less smile more mug.A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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means: i love you too
or
I <3 U 2
then you can make it into an equation
I <3(u2)
which becomes
I <6u
or
I less than six you!
or
I <3 U 2
then you can make it into an equation
I <3(u2)
which becomes
I <6u
or
I less than six you!
by i<3sixtyniner December 24, 2009
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by Teddy Peg-that-Ass October 3, 2004
Get the Dick-o-less Cage mug.A twisted, incorrect version of "I couldn't care less", invented by Americans (who else?) that clearly means the exact opposite of what is intended.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.
Stupid: "Pfft, I could care less about that".
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."
by ThatGoose March 10, 2014
Get the I could care less mug.Two {suburban mom}'s are arguing.
Helen- YOUR'E ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
Suzanne- Well, your'e a pouting crybaby that is a good for nothing little bitch who doesn't do anything except screaming 'youre a piece of shit' to people and fucking every boyfriend of mine! Thats what you are, {nothing more nothing less}. So shut the fuck up, Helen!
Helen- YOUR'E ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
Suzanne- Well, your'e a pouting crybaby that is a good for nothing little bitch who doesn't do anything except screaming 'youre a piece of shit' to people and fucking every boyfriend of mine! Thats what you are, {nothing more nothing less}. So shut the fuck up, Helen!
by -im-on-suzannes-side- June 16, 2018
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by Leslie Doppler Hammond April 25, 2007
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