landon

a manz with i 2636 inch cock that would take out north korea in one swing of his massive dick

ohhhhh landon he’s got a cock that pleasures

by cockmaster42699372 December 23, 2021

Lando effect

After the Pierre effect we got the Lando effect. It’s named after the F1 driver Lando Norris. He usually wears beanies. The Lando effect it’s when the other drivers wears beanie.

Charles got the Lando effect.

by Imheretorhelpyou March 7, 2022

landdon

if your name is landdon you are probably a country white boy that is athletic, smart, and a church goer. You probably focus hard on school and are very analytical about some things. You keep your family close, including your cousins. You Probably play sports like football and basketball and maybe archery or som other sport that requires extreme focus.

your such a landdon

by cupofmornjoe October 30, 2022

Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.

"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."

by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023

landlosise

where a vampire decides it is in their best interest to keyboard smash something pronounceable

The landlosise was so immaculate that the girl sounded it out before she was bitten for her -O blood.

by vapiremother May 27, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023