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kitten breath

Used to describe one's bad breath. Used by Mike Myers in the movie "So I Married an Axe Murder".
Go brush your teeth, I'm not making out with you while you got kitten breath.
by Dewy5785 November 17, 2007
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kitten's on the grill

Periods suck--even though it's all a mess, still, kitten's on the grill.
by tessykinsss April 19, 2010
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Kritten

(noun) A Kristen or Krissy who has managed to grow up while retaining her kittenish qualities.
A Kritten is more mature than a kitten but much more sexy and playful than a cat.
A Kritten is curious and independent but, unlike the immature kitten, cannot be trained or domesticated. And it won't get fat.
Krittens like to mate with Marks and can often be spotted in alleyways and the toilets of upmarket drinking establishments.

Etymology - from the uncomplicated amalgamation of the words Kristen and kitten.
Boy 1: Hey, check out that Kritten!
Boy 2: What? Don't you mean 'kitten'?
Boy 1: No, she's behaving more responsibly than a kitten so she must be a Kritten.
Boy 2: Oh yeah. And she's really hot.
Girl 1: Why don't you guys stare at me instead?
Boy 1: Because you are minging.
Boy 2: Yeah. And you are no fun. Leave us alone, we want to chase the Kritten.
by Smut Brooks August 3, 2009
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kittens

Beside being the name of those little small hair balls, means also having heart attack-like problems because of being surprised or excessively happy/sad.
1. Look at those kittens! So cute!
2. Holy cow! When I saw that link you sent me, I nearly had kittens!
by Emanuel Cunha January 16, 2008
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Kitten

A younger women who goes after older men, the opposite of cougar.
"Man look at that girl, going after that grampa, what a kitten."
by RachelRoxstar January 12, 2008
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discord kitten

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by hail..the..beees February 26, 2022
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Cougar Kitten Combo

Typically, this involves having sex with a hot mother and daughter at the same time but can also include sex with unrelated women, one of which is over the age of 35 and the other who is under 25, at the same time.
I was at a bachelorette party where i had sex with the bride to be and her mom. It was the hottest cougar kitten combo I've ever had.
by Jared Martin January 3, 2010
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