Periods

Body wants baby

Body doesn't get baby
Body wants revenge
You can bleed for a week without dieing but you want to die

Or some thing that looks like a dot ............................
by CALENDARS May 04, 2016
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Periods

Time of the month in which all woman over the age of 12 (depends) become .....

----> EVIL <----
"Dude lets hang at ur house... "

"FUCK NO! not now man... my wife is having her...*whispers* periods..."

"OH SHIT! dang scratch that man... im goin to the bar!! This is why im single!"
by Blu blu bla bla May 31, 2008
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Periods

A blood horror that comes out of women’s pussy every month.
Becky: ‘ Fuck I started my period ’
Kassie: ‘ Am I stained ?’

Melody: ‘ These cramps are killing me ’

Periods suck dick

Defind
by nuckle head February 17, 2018
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the time of the month when a Women goes through legit hell.
Kiki- “she bein a bitch I bet u she got her periods.”
Tony- “so I’m not a dad?”
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When Mila said that fantasy football was “so basic” the youngp responded with “period period” meaning he fully understood
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Period

Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.

Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.
by Mexican Taco Girl April 12, 2018
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Period

....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.
by falloutnaluatthetardis March 08, 2015
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