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Von Karma

The annoying family of Prosecutors featured in the game phoenix wright.
Includes Manfred and Franzika Von Karma.
They like being perfectly perfect and both hold large records of wins in court.
Their trials are bitches to win.
Manfred Von Karma, is like totally Gants assistant.
Franzika Von Karma has a whip.
I had the Von Karmas.
I wish I was a Von Karma.
by Putabananainyoear May 29, 2008
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instant karma

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003
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Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012
mugGet the Fart Karmamug.

Karma On The Spot

A phrase used when karma occurs immediately or shortly after the action.
Guy 1: Hey can I have some of your soda?
Guy 2: No way, it's mine!
*Opens Soda and Sprays Face*
Guy 2: Shit! I got it all over my face and new shirt
Guy 1: Haha talk about karma on the spot
by JustSomeRandomGuy July 15, 2009
mugGet the Karma On The Spotmug.

Cunt Karma

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.
She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.
by AmyLane March 30, 2023
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Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.
Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.
by sharage1 April 2, 2011
mugGet the Karma Cockmug.

Karma rae

She best of the best she can be a little wild but she make me laugh and smile when I don't want too she her own preson
She has to be a karma rae
by Robert hanna June 29, 2017
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