someone who is hated because he gets 10 times as many chicks as most of you fags, picks on whiny bitches who are too weak and dont have enough fucking pride to stand up for themselves, and is envied because he is good at sports. stop being jealous, douchebags
nerd:i'm such a fucking pussy i talk shit on the internet and cant even stand up for myself, i wish i wasnt such a fucking douchebag like that jock
by e.j. slater May 12, 2007
by DAT BAY AREA May 27, 2006
An arrogant little pussy brat who fucking cries at everything. He always seams concerned about what everyone does, but is really an attention whore. He loves to play sports, but really sucks at it, Jocks are retarded and pretend to like everyone, even though they hate everyone, but everyone hates them too. Jocks are always fat asses, they're parents treat them like the shit, and they think they are. They can't get girl, and people who argue with them always win, that leads to the Jock hating the arguer and bitching about him behind his back, and the arguer knows. Jocks are the lowest form of life, they are not even human.
by jockh8r April 02, 2010
Please stop with these mean definitions of jocks and other high school hierarchical statuses. Here is a (hopefully) unbiased view point:
Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.
Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.
Jocks and athletes helped during evolution. Without them we wouldn't have been able to hunt effectively, obtain proteins from meat, and increase brain size. (yes, proteins did that).
Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.
The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.
Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.
The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.
by rambling fool January 31, 2010
"You jocking me? Playen' like... you know me..."
by smitty user August 14, 2003
Hyping up a band or a movie that is underground until it gets so big that people start despising it. The term originates from how disc jockeys promote new bands into the mainstream, much to the chagrin of the original fans.
by madmaxxx February 16, 2005
A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 17, 2003