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January 17 

the person born on this day is amazing kind funny beautiful, great to be around, lightens up your day, all in all, the bestest person in the world
oh that person is born on January 17, they must be an amazing person then
all the best badasses were born today 😌
if you were born on this day just do something crazy, rob a bank, suck sum dicks, learn fancy and dance it in public!!
if you were born on this day you are amazing 😔
“i was born on january 4 “
bro!! you are an amazing badass then!“

“i wish i was born on january 4”
“why bro”
“cause then i could dance fancy in public bro”
january 4 by markleebestboy October 15, 2019

january 28 

the fucking best day ever because i was born
You: hey man whens ur bday
Me: january 28, why?
You: yeah nah not surprised lmao
january 28 by The quanman October 24, 2019

january 4 2006 

This is when a loving, kind,trustworthy person is born
Adwaith is a person born on January 4 2006
january 4 2006 by Adwaith January 11, 2020

january 8th 

person : what is january 8th
me : my birthday
january 8th by yo faggy mom December 10, 2020

January 15

National bitch slap day. Bitch slap anyone you want without getting in trouble.
1. Bitch slap,
The slapping with the back of your hand
2. Guys and girls, watch out on January 15.
January 15 by SToNKs masTeR January 14, 2020