Jurassic Juggler

When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.

Quite similar to ancient juggling techniques and entertainment where rocks and small boulders were used as a talent and showcase called the Jurassic Juggler

by Jonanamath October 18, 2006

Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Juasia

big booty, all tits, squeaky voiced female that is too goofy but is super duper lovable. She is the best friend you could ever have.

(girl with fat ass walks by)
All the dudes in the hall: DAMN JUASIA!

by twizzlermonster:) November 16, 2011

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

judes penis

Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis

Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Judahism

The act of Judah being for Judah activity’s like playing dolphin emulator

You are practicing Judahism if your playing dolphin emulator and hate women

by Judahism August 1, 2023