Israle or Izzy, is a dude who’s wise behind his years. A friend you can always count on, and even when you haven’t spoken in a while- the conversation will pick up where it left off. A dude you wouldn’t mind getting arrested with.
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Person 1: pardon my french but what is an israel?
Person 1: pardon my french but what is an israel?
by Look at my new gender January 4, 2023
Get the what is an israel mug.1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
by csbova March 18, 2011
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Loves koreans and long walks on the beach.
Performs overtly sexual acts constantly.
Loves koreans and long walks on the beach.
Performs overtly sexual acts constantly.
by preba February 8, 2005
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Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
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"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
"According to Deuteronomy 28, blacks, Hispanics and native American people are the Israelites the Bible speaks of.
The children of the 1492 and 1619 slave trades are the Israelites the Bible speaks of."
Technically that's only partially correct. In deuteronomy 28 it says ALL of these curses shall be upon you. NOT SOME. Only the negroes (blacks) fit these curses to a T. While native Americans and Hispanics went through hardships they don't fit the curses of deuteronomy 28 in full. The Hispanics and native American inclusion comes from a 12 tribe chart teaching which doesnt make sense (or include the tribe of dan... hmmm). Scripture says that Israel would be discontinued from their heritage. This has never happened to the people who call themselves Jews today or the Hispanics /Native Americans. But this has happened to the blacks scattered into every nation through slavery. The Torah says by the account of 2 or 3 witnesses a thing must be established. According to not only multiple scriptures but even archeology, history, DNA as well as paintings and cultural practices all THROUGHOUT AFRICA, Blacks (not all) are the descendants of the 12 tribes of Yahsharal/isreal.
An israelite (physical not spiritual) is one who is a descendant of one of the 12 patriarchs of Yahsharal. Abraham>Isaaic>Yacob>12 sons>×××
Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of YISRA'EL, of the tribe of BINYAMIYN, an IVRIY (hebrew/israelite) of the IVRIYm (hebrews/israelites); as touching the Torah, a PARASHIY;
Philipians 3:5
Philipians 3:5
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