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Failed good intentions

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions
by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022
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was not intended to be a factual statement

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011
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interdate

an online date

via myspace, facebook or messenger
boy: ayyye lil mamma lets interdate tonight
by Amy Abbott February 18, 2008
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intensifuck

(v): basically intensify, but more extreme. used to enhance the intensity of already intense situations.
Last night, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I intensifucked the situation by introducing my dog, Rex. Everything was better than expected.
by artisticplasticbag August 5, 2010
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Un-intentional Caring

When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.
Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex
by ChaumChom August 27, 2010
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intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008
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Intense

You know it's intense when you start sweating like crazy.
<GB> So I entered a empty air-conditioned room, sat down on a chair by myself and after 5 mins of doing some intense gr. 11 math I was sweating all over the place

<Ped> LoLz!!!!!!111oneoeneon
by Kosty August 7, 2006
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