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interested
when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it
All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
interested by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
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Interbase Inheritance
An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:
Public Class NewBase
Private _strName as String
Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub
Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property
End Class
Public Interface INewInterface
Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
End Interface
Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface
Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub
Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property
End Class
Public Class NewBase
Private _strName as String
Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub
Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property
End Class
Public Interface INewInterface
Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
End Interface
Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface
Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub
Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property
End Class
"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"
Interbase Inheritance by Neat Clean Warning Free Coders Ltd August 3, 2007
Chair to keyboard interface error
1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008
Interdasting
A variant of the English word "Interesting" used to convey that, along with interest, there is a degree of curiosity associated with the statement as well.
Person 1: "Wow, did you know that cat urine glows under ultraviolet light"
Person 2: "Interdasting . . . I'll go get the cat"
Person 2: "Interdasting . . . I'll go get the cat"
Interdasting by The Otter Dictionary June 5, 2015
InterFacePlusTubes
An amalgamation of the words "Internet", "Facebook", "Google Plus" and "YouTube", used as an all-inclusive term to describe the internet as a whole.
Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".
InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.
Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".
InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.
1) In reference to FEMA's failed Nationwide EAS Test on 9 Nov 2011, via G+
Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.
Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??
2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos
Username: first!
Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O
Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.
Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??
2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos
Username: first!
Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O
InterFacePlusTubes by W7ENK January 12, 2012
Chair-To-Keyboard Interface
Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
Chair-To-Keyboard Interface by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008