Hoesexual

A sexuality in which a male or female enjoys sexual relations without the emotional attachment

"Is there a sexuality for someone who doesn't get emotionally attached to people but likes to have sex or is that just a hoe?"

"Yeah hoesexual"

by Infamiss_cok January 10, 2017

hoser

Any bloke from Hackney, especially if his name is Vinny.

I was in Puerto Escondido on vacation fro two months...Ay cabron! You're nothing but a bloody hoser!

by bacocho April 27, 2011

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005

Dustin Houser

The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?

Big "D", Pimp daddy, Big mack-daddy

by Dustin Houser March 22, 2005

hoser

American military (Navy) slang term referring to someone who performs felatio on men.

"If I see you two together any more often than I do, I'll start wondering which of you is the hoser."

or, as per Canadian

"Don't be such a hoser."

by Adrian Palmer April 6, 2005

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010

hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 9, 2004