hachi machi

Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic."

"Hachi machi! That was the worst film ever!"

by Charles September 8, 2005

ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

Hachine Gun

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!

The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.

by MMcNutt January 5, 2016

hachishakusama

It means "Eight-Feet Tall' In Japanese. Or, A women that's Eight-feet tall. Its creepy urban legend describes her that she makes a low "H." or "Ha." noise, and if you hear it you will die in a few days. people had escaped the grip of the eight-feet tall women, as long as they never step into Japan again.

"Dont set foot in Japan if your in the grip of Hachishakusama."

by CallMe_Luna December 29, 2018

Hacha sua

This is a real word used by asians that are speaking english. They have created their own meaning to the word meaning everyone

It is used as: Hacha sua in the room is kind of a bitch

by Thryfri June 5, 2020

Hachem

Hachem is usually a tall well built semite, he is the incarnation of the Targaryen Stell : Sharp, strong and very rare.
He will stand up for the people and causes he believes in and never let anyone down.
His strong personnality makes him attractive and he usually feels comfortable being the center of interest.
If you ever meet a Hachem, it will definitely change your life.

Hachem's friend 1 : This situation is really difficult, only Hachem could solve it
Hachem's friend 2 : Everyone needs a Hachem, we need more Hachems

by Pippen23 August 6, 2017