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Blake Griffin

One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.
Pau Gasol got posterized so many times by Blake Griffin that he developed vertigo.
by biased nba fan August 8, 2014
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God's gift

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.
by s March 2, 2005
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Gifts and Stiffs

Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).
Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.
by J-rad January 10, 2007
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Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
by etcetera16 December 24, 2010
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gift grab

Receiving a wedding or graduation party invitation from someone with whom you have very little connection, or none at all. Typically peaks in the spring and early summer.
"Look, honey, we are invited to Chip and Muffy's wedding this summer! Isn't Muffy the third cousin, twice removed of your old high school teacher's son's first wife? I guess we've gotten a gift grab!
by divamama April 28, 2011
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gift package

When you stuff your balls into the condom with your dick.
I was so drunk last night I gave the girl from the bar the gift package.
by Dick weasel August 11, 2017
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Griffined

To bail on your friends, and leave them talking to that one babbling asshole no one wants to be around.
Man I can’t believe y’all left me with that mother fucker.

Haha man you got griffined.
by ThreatTriangle January 25, 2021
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