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gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour
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A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021
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Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal
I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over
by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019
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Gremlin Sauna

Gremlin sauna is the ideal choice to relax in a spa bath and shower room for the family or a spa shower
Me, you, Gremlin Sauna
by Obviouslynotcata May 10, 2021
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Robert Gremlin

A sexy and handsome gremlin who is seeking out revenge. He currently has a family with 2 kids named robby g and roberta g. He is very popular and gets asked for his autograph day and night. He is always happy but deep down he is broken inside.
Oh my god is that Robert Gremlin? Can I have your autograph?
by Abducteed October 28, 2021
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gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner
She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet
by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019
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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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