Goods

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Goodsoil

One of the saddest excuses for a town in existence. Located in Saskatchewan Canada, Home of ~250 krauts (usually can smell them a mile away). Unfortunately, most everyone there fucks their cousins so you know some real gems come out of that place. In most cases, Goodsoilers have blonde hair which further pushes the theory of them being nazis. Some of the most needy and greedy people you will meet, constantly asking for favours when they don't give back. Crawing with diseases, make sure you wrap it before you tap it.

Greasiest beings around. Cannot help themselves from performing autofellatio on their chodes.

Avoid at all costs.

Guy 1 "Dude! I went down on this girl and I cannot get the taste of cabbage out of my mouth!"

Guy 2 "Must be from fucking Goodsoil!"

by Slimmy01 November 5, 2018

the goods

1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone

Josh has the goods on Sara and he'll let the whole world know soon enough.

Damn, Violet has the goods.

by Ana December 25, 2004

goobs

A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.

Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.

by Randy Shackleford July 4, 2007

Glogs

Cigarettes; can also be used as a verb,
as in, glogging (smoking a cigarette) or in the singular, i.e.- glog.
(This word originated in Ridgewood, New Jersey, a town which developed its own slang and language of sarcasm. It was essentially pioneered and cultivated by the infamous Stephan Ross of 118 Lincoln Avenue Fame.)

What kind of glogs do you smoke?;

Can I have a glog?;

It sucks that Bloomberg passed that law that you can no longer glog in bars;

I would tell him but he borrowed my lighter and is now outside glogging...

by Ridgewood September 29, 2004

goobs

short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.

Imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.

by Mitchell Feigley July 27, 2008

Goog'e

(v) (gOO'g-ey)

Dirty South's version of Googling. The eh sound at the end makes it much easier to rhyme with and very convenient for updated "Back that Thang Up" remixes.

You'se know you luvs gravy, yeah,
Better Goog'e
Find out those ingredients, yeah,
recipes, yeah

by Homerspy January 2, 2008