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The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.
12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!
by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010
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This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018
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Google Plus

A failed attempt of becoming the new Facebook. But now, its the most popular, unwanted social website known to man! Thanks to Google Plus and forcing everyone on YouTube to try it. Facebook got competition now!
Random Guy: Hey you like Google Plus?
Random Guy's Friend: Hell No!
Random Guy: Well screw you! If you want to comment on YouTube now, you need it. Start adding me to your circle so I can stalk you!
by Mr.Itachino December 28, 2013
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Google Amnesia

goo·gle am·ne·sia, n.

An internet disorder phenomenon caused by the sheer simplicity and instant gratification of discovering an answer to virtually any question instantly, where the individual who performs the query quickly loses all memory of both the query and resulting information.

The reason this disorder is specifically linked to Google, and not other search engines, or simply, "Search Engine Disorder", is from the sheer simplicity and high success rate at immediately getting an answer through Google, the answer itself looses significance having been acquired so quickly. Also partially due to Google's near monopolistic share of search engine activity.
1. I'm not sure, but I'm getting a sense of deja-vu when I Google, "Reason for the sky being blue". I may be suffering from 'Google Amnesia'

2. You know, from the amount of time John spends on the internet, you'd figure he would have some knowledge about anything, yet he's a complete tit. Must be suffering from Google Amnesia
by Echo Pryce January 1, 2008
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deja google

The sensation you get when you realize you've just typed www.google.com in the address bar when you are already on Google. The same sensation can apply to many other websites.
I really need to change my homepage because there's no breaking the habit. I've deja googled seven times and it's not even fucking lunch.
by Rooks January 20, 2008
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google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.
I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.
by Craig Bz January 11, 2008
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google chrome incognito

In other words: PORN TIME!
My parents aren't home tonight. Google Chrome Incognito!!!
by Poobear September 14, 2013
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