global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

gloapie

The little unidentified pieces of matter floating in any beverage, be it water, beer, etc.

Oh, this beer's got gloapies in it

by Coonan January 6, 2005

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

global entry

Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 21, 2018

global

an adjective to describe a hoe, someone who gets around

She sucked Michael, Joe, and Jeff all in one weekend. She’s so global.

by Mrs. Worldwide March 24, 2019

Globannually

Portmanteau of globally and annually.

Shoshanna: "Dude, only $22 billion is spent on clean energy R&D globannually - that's like waaay too low. We spent like $140 billion globannually on deployment subsidies in comparison."

Dwayne: "You mean only $22 billion are spent on clean energy R&D every year, in the whole world?"

Shoshanna: "Yeah, as I said "globannually'."

by Globannually June 4, 2019