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girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle
1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you
by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017
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hooded gerkin

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero
by Blacknasty April 27, 2019
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