gaymax

in having feelings for another person, a reported percentage (scale of 1-100, 100% being the highest possible rating) of said feelings; can be used synonmously with crush.

- a: "what's your gaymax on her?"
b: "oh, somewhere between 75-80 percent."
a: "WOW! you must like her a lot!"

- "I say all these terrible things about him, but as soon as he calls, I get my gaymax on."

by wordsworth mcgee November 1, 2006

Gaysman

Someone who well, likes the cock. They take it up the ass and love it. They have no pubes and can't cum themselves so they take it all the time. ALso known as a pillow biter, carpet muncher, shirt lifter or bum bandit.

Look at that gaysman

How do you that's a gaysman

well i saw him taking it up the ass the other day and he had no pubes, he was also lifting his shirt, biting the pillow and munching the carpet.

thats just rank dude

yeh, i know

by Angus GIles June 25, 2008

gaymon

a person (usually male) who believe that the world revolves around him. expecting everyone to have him as their first priority and know what he wants.

*Gaymon sits with afk sign in the presence of a friend*
Friend: hey joe
Joe: hey
*Friend and Joe walk away*
(hours later)
Gaymon: why didnt you say hi to me?
Friend: I thought you were afk
Gaymon: whatever

by Shugo October 1, 2007

Gayming

Pretending to be gay in order to become "gay best friends" with a girl with the intent of seducing her later.

"Did you hear? John and Sarah are going out!"
"I thought John only liked guys"
"Nah, he was gayming her"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Gaymond

This is typically used in reference to a man named Raymond, who also happens to be homosexual.

"Do you think Chelsea and Raymond will get together?"
"Raymond? More like Gaymond!"
"Oh, I guess not!"

by Fauskanger.Krills March 4, 2019

Gaycan

adj.

1. Used to describe a Gay Canadian.
or
2. Used to describe large collection of gay Canadians.

"John, you're such a gaycan."

"Wow Tim, I've never seen so many gaycans in one room!"

by AwakenedPotato December 9, 2008

Gaymaker

1. A girl who has the ability and bad luck of turning/discovering certain men (are) gay for one of the following reasons:
A) having a crush on him
B) performing shitty sex with him
C) simply existing with 10 feet of him for one hour twice weekly or more
D) breathing near him at all

Kelly: "Hey, I realized today that I like David."
Alicia: "That's funny, he told me today that he has a boyfriend."
Kelly: "Just more proof that I'm a gaymaker."

by I'm_Here_I_Guess October 25, 2018