national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend

Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂

by Bad bitch period🥴 August 1, 2020

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

Summer Girlfriend

should never be your first priority, they're just a rebound when you have no one else to hookup with

I was out of hookups and the day was young, so i called up my summer girlfriend to get it in easy.

by Mr.Cox December 1, 2011

get leo a girlfriend day

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend

Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

by You know who put this 123 November 18, 2019

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005