german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

Funion

The act of giving a footjob with feet that have large bunions. Fun with bunions.

"Hey Dave, the other day Sally gave me a cracking funion"

by funionz4lyf April 20, 2015

minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.

john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.

Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."

by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011

funna

Fixin' to as in getting ready to do something.

I funna go to the store in ten minutes if you want some hot wings.

by Barelyoutofblue December 28, 2005

Funnel

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

by mickybee August 11, 2008

Strap-On Funnel

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008