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mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
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Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.
Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!
by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
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Toxic function

Some random shit that you take to pen and teller show and it works .
An example of Toxic function:
Eggshells+0*(some shitty numbers)
by Alistera July 9, 2018
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Low functioning neurotypical

A low end NT tend to operate at the lowest level possible in life, never able to hold down a job, and will revert to the scummy hustles. They usually will be a kleptomaniac often even towards friends and family. When they come across a mentally impaired person already hooked on dope, it's a jackpot 4 them They may pressure 1 to trade a new PS4 remote like a 5th of a gram of crack, acting like it's the deal of the century. They want u 2 think 1/4 gram of dope w a 5 min high is in ur better interest than a stack of budget games that can provide dozens of hrs of fun. More often than not, a high end autistic individual operates at a higher lvl in life with the creativity and knowledge base being stronger than low end commoners. With the strongly held moral codes of ASD folk, they are less likely to resort to unethical/ criminal means of survival. Whereas a high end NT is more likely than the other neuro-types to finish college and find employment in their field of study, or to find their niche sooner, as they have both a strong skill set or knowledge base that isn't counter balanced by social awkwardness. A low end commoner is also prone to constant lying, who r also less skilled of a liar than a high end NT. On the contrary a high end NT has less of a need to be a liar as they usually aren't left in a position where lying is needed. Thing's tend 2 fall in place for high performing neurotypicals and most were preppy in school as well as beyond graduation.
Oh there's that dope dealer trying to sell meth to that guy with an autistic lisp and mannerisms. I'd like to call that criminal a low functioning neurotypical.
by JMetal March 2, 2023
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functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
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clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses
bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet
by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023
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