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Freeper

A knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, foam at the mouth, rabid dog, conservative nutcase who spends time between killing small animals posting on the Conservative Republican Porn site freerepublic.com.

Lead by king nutcase Jim Robinson, also known as Rimjob, these bizarre freaks spend their days franticly masterbating over pictures of Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and their Bush Christ, and spewing the daily talking points from the Reich Wing.

Most FREEPERS seem to believe that their King, Dumbya the 1st, walks on water, heals the sick, brings sight to the blind, and truly is the Son of God (Funny, I didn't know God had retarded offspring)
FREEPERS can be recognized from the following attributes. Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Angry, redneck.
by Hugh Jorgen II May 25, 2006
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Freezer Tetris

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.
Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.
by aeromat November 14, 2006
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freeper

Someone who is paid to endlessly post talking points, rhetoric, and propaganda to internet forums and blogs. Because the right-wing is more organized, freepers almost always espouse a right-wing neocon perspective. Also, freepers will almost always mindlessly defend the "moron-in-chief" even when it is clearly unwarrranted. The word "freeper" is derived from the term for users of the ultra-right-wing freerepublic.com website.
The freeper made numerous posts defending the sham "president", but was unwilling to admit that he was being paid so that people would think that his opined views were sincere.
by Der Fuhrer Beelzebush October 22, 2006
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freecorps

THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.
Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja
by Oz September 28, 2004
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fleece family

A family who wears fleeces all the time, no matter what the weather is, or no matter what age they are. The fleeces are normally matching too. The family is very close and know everything about each other and always do things together...i.e. camping or hiking. everybody knows a fleece family.
''hey brian...have you seen the McConnels from down the road? they all have matching fleeces'' ''that my friend, is what we call a fleece family''
by jebusF April 16, 2007
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frisco freeze

A delightful variation on teabagging, the frisco freeze is where you dip your balls into an awaiting mouth full of ice. Very popular in San Francisco
Sure Kyle, the teabag was nice, but dont you think you could throw in a frisco freeze every now and again?
by Nick Schwartz January 28, 2008
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Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.
"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."
by Graziiboy October 30, 2009
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