When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023
Get the Foul ballmug. The act of masturbating so much in one day that the friction created causes the skin to tear and for the penis to begin to bleed!
Joe, I need you to check my penis, I had a foul doo-dah last night and i don't think it has stopped bleeding!
by I-Can't-Get-A-Damn-Name April 12, 2011
Get the Foul Doo-Dahmug. "If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug. A type of disease where you lose your hair, become a rapist and a pedophile. Mostly found in the Abu Foul family tree.
"Ibrahim as gotten Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome, I'm sorry ma'am"
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome
by Joseph Diliani June 13, 2022
Get the Rafiq Abu Foul Syndromemug. An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.
Generally considered poor form.
Generally considered poor form.
by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023
Get the April Foul’s Daymug. To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
Get the Foul Hookmug. A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself
by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022
Get the Foulmug.