pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

slut fucker

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.

Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak

by dewy June 21, 2006

Cloud fucker

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010

mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language

you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)
man, i'm high as a muther fucker (??)
look at this mother fucker right here. (??)

by brent April 10, 2004

fuckerel

replacement for mackerel (as in holy mackerel) to expresses deeper frustration or shock. see example. can only be used with "holy." also replaces "holy crap."

Holy Fuckerel!

by Julia August 4, 2003

Toe Fucker

The sexual act of inserting the toe into the anus or vagina of a partner and procceeding to render an orgasm from inserting the foot all the way into the canal, while grasping the legs of said partner and using them as leverage for maximum thrust capacity.

I want to try something new tonight with Taylor, but he is so stuck on being the usual toe fucker...

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010