Flooter

Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.

When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.

by Ledzz_ September 8, 2016

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl

That crap was a floaters not a sinker

by Miami Pete October 12, 2005

Flooter

Like a flutter, but on the fitba.

Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then

Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am

Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv

(roflcopter)

by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009

Flater

The name you give to your wife's boyfriend' son.

T-shirt: I am not Spoilt, my flater just loves me

by SmörgåsbordOfShlongs May 22, 2018

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005