Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace

"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."

by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017

floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.

Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.

by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018

Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call

Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?

by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018

fearlings

Fearlings are minions of Pitch Black, the antagonist of 'Rise of the Guardians' universe. They are shadow-like figures haunting children's dreams.

...but it remembered the sleeping children back in their cabin. What if the Fearlings went after them?...

by isabelle_365 August 26, 2019

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Floating a Watermelon

When a person or a group eat a vodka-filled watermelon.

Jack, Jane, John, and Jill are going to be floating a watermelon tonight.

by Original Citrus August 8, 2007

floating 69

When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.

Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.

by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017