Fixer Upper

A web comic about a couple people living in a old run down house. The story is humorous and geeky. It can be found at the site www.con-whores.com

"Red: Daemeon why are there gibblets on the floor?

Daemeon: THEY STARTED IT!!!"

by DJ April 25, 2005

firehouse

A game played mostly by middle/high school girls where they name three guys and the other person has to choose (hypothetically) which one to marry, which one to bang, and which one to kill.

Girl 1: "Firehouse—Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Taylor Lautner."
Girl 2: "Kill Taylor, marry Johnny and bang Orlando."

by mmmmfudge February 17, 2010

The Fixer

Somebody who fixes everybodie's problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers....the fixer is forever in the "friend" zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or assistance.

Hey ( the fixer ) *cute girl calling*, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents'?

Hey ( the fixer ) *another cute girl calling*, my bf is a douche and I need advice, you're a good guy...can u give me advice???

Hey ( the fixer ) *buddy calling*, I'm having trouble with my gf and i need advice...

by barleyboy December 11, 2012

Firehosing

The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.

After eating those spicy wings I was firehosing in the bathroom!

by Ryebird April 2, 2015

Fivehead

this term is used to describe individuals with unusually large and awkward forehead regions. See FUGLY This is more commonly used to describe women foreheads rather then mens, since men commonly recede at the hairline. Fiveheads tend to be more commonly found on Asian and African Americans. Basically one big forehead.

"Sarah's fivehead was out of control today; dripping with sweat and splotchy like you wouldn't believe."

by Georgio Nevero July 30, 2010

fivehead

noun - a very large head. specifically a very large forehead but my also be used to describe a large head in general.

don't you think paula's fivehead and aquanetted 80's bangs make her a perfect candidate for our human kite science fair project?

uncle warren didn't get "turned" in the crib when he was a baby. his head got molded to a point so that's why he's got a fivehead.

by jsteele January 12, 2008

fivehead

Having a large forehead.

That girl has a fivehead.

by Jeff Burns November 10, 2005