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foreskin wizard

A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.
Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful
by Skizza_the_Nizza March 12, 2017
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Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Unwashed foreskin

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit
Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?
by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019
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Foreskin to the max

Expressing displeasure with a situation or object.
1: "That essay was way too hard."
2: "Yeah, it was foreskin to the max."
by Wangrom October 12, 2010
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Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.
“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers
by fantasticmsfox January 5, 2018
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foreskin grabber

Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew
Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.
by Craigdavis May 4, 2018
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foreskin slingshot

When an uncicumsized guy nuts and holds it back with his foreskin to then shoot it away in a slingshot-like manner
Dude, I nailed the foreskin slingshot! I hit her right in the face!
by CrappyShitty May 29, 2019
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Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.
Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER
by Puss Side On September 15, 2019
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