farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

Fartened

Farting in the act of being frightened.

Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened

by tj raw November 23, 2018

Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man

Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Fartening

The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."

Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"

John: "have you fartened your PC"

Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"

by I_loveFallGuys2 September 4, 2023

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Poopen Farten

a funny word that sounds like it would be german

person A: wow what a poopen farten

person B: so relatable

by John_China September 1, 2021

fared

A way to say sum up "You're fired and you don't work here no more!"

Cheatster says your fared!

by Shreddy February 24, 2005