Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

by middkdr February 20, 2009

Edgerrin

An adult virgin a man who has no game. A man who beats into a tube sock every night. A man who works out to try and pull bitches but it never works.

Edgerrin is like johny bravo minus the sunglasses.

by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018

endercraft

Endercraft is a basic Minecraft Realm that attempts to act superior however it is a a basic realm with basic hackers and a toxic owner.

"You play Endercraft?" Said young Billy in disgust
"Yeah, why?" Said Sam confused
"The owner is toxic, why would you support that?" Said Billy

by TheBitterFacts October 28, 2020

Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019

eager

self-obsessed, backstabbing, too excited, overly obsessed with picture

ew that girl is s eager why could she have frinds?

by Brian Jegin September 25, 2007

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

straight edger

An incorrect laymen's term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.

"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".

The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".

Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".

Those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! Handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!

I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!

by Renostyle February 7, 2008