a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

by anonymous December 25, 2020

by Amethyst C**** August 15, 2021

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period
by foodie420 March 9, 2022

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020
