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Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.
I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!
by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018
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Sick Ducker

A dick sucker, descretely.
Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.
by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019
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ducktail

Verb: smearing shit one one's walls and/or bedding after engaging with vigorous anal sex with an unsuspecting partner.
The drummer and guitarist of that band had a list of girls they both wanted to ducktail. They're about halfway through.

I totally ducktailed her after the show at Bard last night!
by Wet Bald Wald November 14, 2011
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Ducked

When a guy is on break or has recently broken up with his girlfriend and tries find a replacement. The new girl will probably fall for him. Then he goes back to his old girlfriend leaving the other girl in the dust, or "ducking" her.
The "replacement" girl got Ducked.
Girl 1: So what ever happened to what's his name?
Girl 2: Oh he Ducked me, for real. He went back to his ex.
Girl 1: Oh girl that sucks. Lyin', Cheatin', huzzies always get the good ones.
by Andimeg September 7, 2007
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clockin' dockets

Yo Motif! My bitches have done been clockin' dockets all day yo! We be gettin' all shades o crunk tonight. AAAAAwwwwww HAAAAwwwwwww!
by SOW DOG March 17, 2010
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ducker

replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office
Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"

Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."

Nate: "Duck yeah"
by mikeyo97 April 29, 2009
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duckegg

Nigel couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery, he's a fuckin' duckegg.
by Hairy Balls Steven Poop June 30, 2016
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