Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperation

What really motivates somebody that is uber competitive about everything.

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him

Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?

by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019

Desperation Comedy

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.

He sucks so bad he using that desperation comedy on stage.

by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023