desperation 

Wanting or needing something so badly that you will do anything, even if its immoral, illegal, degrading, self-humiliating, or in poor taste.

The Yankees were so filled with desperation to win a game that A-Rod actually called out "mine" while running the bases, causing the third basemen of the Blue Jays to miss a 2-out pop fly.

desperation by Dave from BKLN June 23, 2007

Desperation Goggles 

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

Desperation Goggles by moonbaby September 30, 2012

debbie desperado 

According to Kim Kardashian it is worse than a Debbie downer. Debbie desperados are clearly more desperate, or in slang terms, a bitch thirsty !

Genevieve is over here trying to hang all over my man like a Debbie desperado .

debbie desperado by Student of hair December 22, 2017

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009

Desperado Attempt 

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.

Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!

Desperado Attempt by FWL January 14, 2008

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.

Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."

Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009