Definitions by moonbaby

Desperation Goggles 

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

Desperation Goggles by moonbaby September 30, 2012

Sucktaculous 

the act of something sarcastically sucking joyously in extreme amounts.

I just found out I lost my ID at the club last night. This is just freakin sucktaculous!

Sucktaculous by MoonBaby December 5, 2009