A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!
by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013
Going on vacation with a group of older people, usually senior citizens, in an attempt to capitalize on their loneliness to get laid.
by Huxley4Eva February 17, 2017
when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.
Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way
by Gonzo fan April 13, 2009
Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.
Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!
Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell
Person 1: Why would you say that
Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell
Person 1: Why would you say that
Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
by I can't think of a username 56 December 22, 2019
not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER
90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
by Wild Owls Sienna August 08, 2016
In a contest of people, the arrangement that everyone wins, i.e., a game of musical chairs where there are four more chairs than there are players.
When Employee A and Employee B vied for the Senior position, the management decided to pull a Disney Ending so they were both promoted!
by Rainbow_Cheese October 16, 2010
he was epic.
i just cant wait till they unfreeze him and then he can go into disney and see what a shit scam they are pulling on these pathetic t.v. shows and just fire the shit actors/actresses and the shit singers and all the crap.
i just cant wait till they unfreeze him and then he can go into disney and see what a shit scam they are pulling on these pathetic t.v. shows and just fire the shit actors/actresses and the shit singers and all the crap.
by don't use you real name January 02, 2010