the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

dexter lee

Kellen's inspiration

Dexter lee, Dexter appears out of thin air.

by jeremythehead June 18, 2018

Dexterity

Something that you should never level up. And if you do, never tell anyone.

Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*

by Zaite January 19, 2024

Dexter

An attractive person and lovable. He's not only attractive but also irresistible. He may be awkward at times, but whenever he's around with someone close to him, he doesn't take himself seriously, and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. He's also a listener. He doesn't interrupt and follows the rule that 75% of the time should be listening vs. talking. Lastly, he challenges himself to be a better man. He truly understands to overcome one's own self is better than competing with anyone else.

Many women adore him. He's really Dexter.

by dattebayooo June 9, 2021

dexter

just an idiot

your such a dexter

by lololololwillnehassquarehead May 14, 2020

frxnk/dexter

a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real

frxnk/dexter

by frxnk October 22, 2022