The Curve

The curve on a baseball cap. Without the cruve, earth will fall. The Curve of The Red Hat of Dan controls the world, do NOT anger the curve.

Also see: The Red Hat

Dan: Noooo not the curve!!
Eric: A curve on a mans hat is like a mans penis
Jeff: Ok whoever compairs their curve to their penis is fucking siick

by Mmmegan March 1, 2005

Danielle Curve

The application of a curve to better understand the wellness of a situation in particular personality. Having to relate to verbs and adjectives.

She said she played an okay game of golf so I asked her score and it was 5 under par. Since then when hearing the description of the game I apply the Danielle Curve.

by Kicken Wayne August 1, 2009

Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve

When somone tries to wave at you but pushes there hands back in a jellyfish like motion.. signaling that they are gay and also want you

Dude, that guy just did a Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve
OMG, that gay guy totally wants you, hahaha

by LawfulTub November 3, 2011

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Banana curve

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.

Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.

by Cpt. Snazzy March 13, 2009

seth curve

When the penis has a severe curve and almost points directly back toward the sac.

Effn Seth Curve!!! I have to Rollover to Pull-out!!!

by them an and is ghurl October 19, 2006

Chimin Curve

The infamous curve ball invented by the great baseball master Chi-Da Su. The Curve ball is defined as a regular throw, but thrown high up in the air and using the natural forces of gravity to create the illusion of a curve. This curve ball is very inaccurate and usually thrown by baseball noobs

Dude, stop throwing the chimin curve it never works you will just end up hitting the buff korean guy and he willl beat you up

by ihatefobs June 9, 2010