Immaculate Curve 

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

Immaculate Curve by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

The Curve 

"The Curve" is an alternative method of asexual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her penis into his/her own vagina. It's called "The Curve", because of the distinctive shape the penis makes as it's inserted. "The Curve" refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with "Curving".

(Verb) "Well Billie, I have both the gun, and the holster, so I'll let you choose. What do you want to do?" "Honestly Sam, I'm content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself."

(Noun) "Wow, she's hot." "If you say so, but it looks to me like she's got The Curve going on."

The Curve by Mr. TimeKiller May 24, 2010

The Curve 

The curve on a baseball cap. Without the cruve, earth will fall. The Curve of The Red Hat of Dan controls the world, do NOT anger the curve.

Also see: The Red Hat

Dan: Noooo not the curve!!
Eric: A curve on a mans hat is like a mans penis
Jeff: Ok whoever compairs their curve to their penis is fucking siick

The Curve by Mmmegan March 1, 2005

Danielle Curve 

The application of a curve to better understand the wellness of a situation in particular personality. Having to relate to verbs and adjectives.

She said she played an okay game of golf so I asked her score and it was 5 under par. Since then when hearing the description of the game I apply the Danielle Curve.

Danielle Curve by Kicken Wayne August 1, 2009

Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve 

When somone tries to wave at you but pushes there hands back in a jellyfish like motion.. signaling that they are gay and also want you

Dude, that guy just did a Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve
OMG, that gay guy totally wants you, hahaha

Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve by LawfulTub November 3, 2011

Flattening the curve 

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

Flattening the curve by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Banana curve 

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.

Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.

Banana curve by Cpt. Snazzy March 13, 2009