Cristan

are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs Cristan’s are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.

Cristan is such an amazing guy.

by Coghfbb January 21, 2022

Sailor moon crystal

Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/

me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

Crystal

The stupidest most basic bitch

"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."

by crystzl March 30, 2015

Crystal

A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.

Where is crystal?

She left with a guy for a month.

Where are her kids.

Her mom has them.

Has she called to asked for them?

No, but they're doing way better without her.

by nemo98 October 22, 2013

Crystal

A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.

She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.

Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!

by Dave the Busdriver January 1, 2012

Crystal

VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.

A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!

CRYSTAL

by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010

Crystal

Crystal refers to a pedophile or stalker, This crystal is someone who continously watches a/ numerous people whilst sleeping and is a constint nuesence. And constentally tries to invite herself into peoples plans.

Person 1: I just had the worst dream.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep

Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal

by Anonomous2 August 26, 2012