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Ryan Cruz 

17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.
Ryan Cruz by holocaustlol October 27, 2011
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slippery cruz 

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide
He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz
slippery cruz by mugzy October 17, 2006
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Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.
Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.
Santa Cruz Time by MoonFlower February 23, 2017

Santa Cruz Lemonade 

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.
"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"
Santa Cruz Lemonade by Whargarble August 24, 2017

KaSee Cruz

Your typical fat ass that will do anything to steal your Uno reverse cards cards, watch out for these as they might throw wild Jaxsons at you.
I was playing Uno with a KaSee Cruz when his wild pet Jaxson attacked my and he stole all the Uno reverse cards.

ella cruz 

ella cruz is my friend she’s a bitch lol and she likes me idk why i’m a nobody 😐
person: do u know ella cruz?

person: yea she’s a bitch!
ella cruz by whataboutthebumbum November 15, 2021

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
Commiting a Cruz by 8 ball player September 4, 2019