Crufting

With the scrote on show; exposed ballsack.
Often not entirely intentional visual sharing of the goods. Derived from the famous British international dog show. May certainly be without lewd intent - see example.

These Greek statues are crufting all over the joint.

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Cumping

The act of cumming whilst cramping.

"Oh shit... I was looking forward to a great shag but ended up cumping hard. It hurt but felt so good. I looked like I was being electrocuted as streams of jizz flew out of me"

by Sticky&Nicky December 20, 2021

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Crumpin

Crumpin’ is the new fuck. It’s aggressive, it tastes good in your mouth, it describes with excitement. Crumply is also used interchangeably

That shit is Crumpin’! That sandwich is looking crumply

by CrumpinBitch April 5, 2022

Crusting

The act of placing pizza crust between one’s toes.

We were enjoying pizza in bed, and then he started crusting me.

by tlvm July 31, 2022

crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

by falsefox April 7, 2023

Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023