Roasting

The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.

Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*

by Aysis March 6, 2011

Crashing

attending an event or outing which has not been publicized that one has not been involved in the planning of or been explicitly invited to.

He is crashing that trip to get fro-yo, by inviting himself :P

by Matrim Cauthon July 27, 2012

cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

by Phil G September 7, 2005

crashing geek

Someone who is very, very much a geek.

No you won't know Howard from the A.V. club because he's such a crashing geek.

by Tiny Molasses July 30, 2008

Roasting

(this is the 2018 version, I have made a previous version which is now outdated)
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:

Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".

Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...

Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".

2) when someone is saying a good insult

Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.

1)
some person:

some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you

2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!

by Vortex1212 May 16, 2018