craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003

craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007

Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

Creptoose

Creptoose is an adjective describing someone or something that is trippy, psychedelic, or just plain awesome.

That hippie chick we saw yesterday was creptoose, but the hot woman we saw today was creptoose also.

by Jacobean December 9, 2008

cripmo

Someone who is not only crippled, but homosexual as well...

That Steve, I used to think he was just crippled, but now I realize he's a homo too...what a cripmo!

by bretschimming June 12, 2007

cripcore

(adjective) Of a person or activity: intense and hard personality or activity taking advantage of an individual's disabilities and/or learned accommodations in a way that shows how truly hardcore the person or activity is.

Distinct from supercrip, a stereotype of a person whose exceptional abilities "make up" for their disability.

Wow, look at that girl pushing her bike uphill with one hand and wielding a cane in the other. She's so cripcore!

I want to play a cripcore sport like murderball some day.

Those cripcore super-fast cheetah prostheses are awesome.

by lakmiseiru April 21, 2010

craptown usa

A city/town in America that you think is really crap or where you live in America that you think is crap.

I live in San Andreas which I think is Craptown Usa.

by XxcRaPToWNxx July 7, 2016